Funny poems

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  • Food! (6)

    by crystle

    Food is what we eat
    it could be bitter...

  • Lol (6)

    by Sofi

    THERE WAS TWO GIRLS IN A LIFT ONE WAS BLOND AND...
    IN WALKED A MAN WITH REALLY BAD DANDRUFF WHEN HE...

  • One Night (6)

    by Jane

    This poem i wrote when i was 12.
    One night i found a hole...

  • Try to say the letter X 10x without saying...

  • Keep it on the track... (6)

    by bleed_me_slow

    He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
    In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...

  • My Crush (6)

    by Priyanka

    Sitting for hours in the same stance
    waiting for him to glance...

  • Say these without swearing....:D (6)

    by Lone-doodler (C)

    Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
    I'm not a pheasant plucker...but a pheasant...

  • The 3 babies (6)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Twas the night before saturday
    and all through th day...

  • You wake up face down on the pavement
    You call suicide prevention and the put you on...

  • G Strings (6)

    by Breann

    I strut my stuff in my G String
    I bang in my G string...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...