Funny poems

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  • Wisdom (6)

    by Sean Allen

    They lay me down
    on the polyester seat...

  • My Dillema (6)

    by Robert

    Here I sit here again maybe once or twice a day,
    grunting and sweating to my dismay...

  • My Toes (6)

    by mrsmoore

    I couldn't sleep all night
    I thought you oughta know...

  • You are yummy! (6)

    by Timothy

    Your skin is so smooth,
    You have a magnificent thigh...

  • Who Stole My Piece Of Chicken?!
    By Mark Spencer...

  • I hate the way you talk to me,
    Even though i say i don't care...

  • Hooga hooga! (6)

    by Megha

    hooga hooga!
    bing bing...

  • Disney world, stole my girl
    i thought i was the one for her,i thought she was...

  • Huh? (6)

    by Alison Ellis

    What goes around gets pretty dizzy,
    When shaking pop, it gets pretty fizzy...

  • Teddy Bear (6)

    by Jorga

    I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR...

  • Janis who? (5) 6

    by Larry Chamberlin

    There was a fellow I knew
    or thought I did, you never...

  • Allergic to Love (5) 5

    by Walter

    I met this awesome girl
    Who to my eyes she would please...