Funny poems

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  • Ray Gun! (5)

    by Andrew Packard

    If I had a Ray Gun,
    I wouldn't set it for stun...

  • Rockin' my T-shirt (5)

    by Jason Rainey

    I've got all the time in the world
    That's why I complain about being bored...

  • Conspiracy (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a soldier so odd
    He stood in front of a firing squad...

  • My Christmas Card (5)

    by Hellon

    To friends we miss, lets take the piss
    and pretend that we do care...

  • My Operation's Due!.... (5)

    by Dreamofolwin

    Here I am sitting in a shock,
    over whats become my lot...

  • The Pimple (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Well I wrote a poem about my wife
    But she said, "If you post it you die&quot...

  • The Granny Gang (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Here's a story about a gang of grannies
    Who knocked over a panty hose store...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • A Hiccup (Cinquain-3) (5)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Hiccup
    Makes you shut up...

  • My Handy Dandy Notebook (5)

    by Blood of a Lion

    Hey Blue how do you do?
    Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...

  • Vampire Mythtakes (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Creatures that come in the night
    don't sparkle like Edward...

  • Poet-holic (5) 3 HM

    by The Po whet

    They claim their wine matures with age,
    but my poetry sweetens word by word...