If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
I've got all the time in the world
That's why I complain about being bored...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...
To friends we miss, lets take the piss
and pretend that we do care...
Here I am sitting in a shock,
over whats become my lot...
Well I wrote a poem about my wife
But she said, "If you post it you die"...
Here's a story about a gang of grannies
Who knocked over a panty hose store...
I'm so glad to be
a kite runner's wasp or bee...
Hiccup
Makes you shut up...
Hey Blue how do you do?
Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...
Creatures that come in the night
don't sparkle like Edward...
They claim their wine matures with age,
but my poetry sweetens word by word...