Funny poems

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  • A Hogwarts Dream (11) 9

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a magic place where you can learn
    where teachers can be fair but often stern...

  • Funny Words (9) 9

    by CRAFTY KEN

    FUNNY WORDS
    A pill for any ill...

  • Life? (11) 5

    by CRAFTY KEN

    LIFE...
    What is life, organic matter bound to be served on...

  • THE TEAR, THE FROWN, AND THE SMILE
    Remember me dear, I’m your tear, that night I...

  • Gone Today, Gone Tomorrow (syntuit) (8) 22

    by PnQ Mod Account

    Ever notice how
    Janis carries such close a...

  • I Am An Idiot (9) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    I knew it was going to go wrong,
    I knew if I indulged I would suffer...

  • For Mr. Ex (1) 1

    by Laila Nazim

    -Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
    Of loving beauty you float with grace...

  • Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
    though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...

  • Goofy Love (6) 1

    by Maple Tree

    I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
    to enter my world of toxic rhyme...

  • Muscle Car 1

    by joseph santacruz

    Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
    some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

  • Invisible Woman (14) 3 WIN

    by Anna Stephens

    No longer whistles do I hear
    When construction zones I'm walking near...

  • Lava flow (17) 1

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Lava deluge mountain top
    A cascade of sparks you cannot stop...