Funny poems

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  • Now I've Met You (8)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
    Twice the size and twice the stated age...

  • Go to your room! (4) 1

    by Pink Romance

    I broke a dish
    and mom got mad...

  • What if (3)

    by Kimberley

    What if...
    I slept on the floor...

  • Walking through faces she is completely alone,
    And she dreams of times when she has not a home...

  • Teenagers..ah.. (4)

    by Shasya

    I was out to win you over
    It was you I wanted in my arms...

  • I am under no spell (1)

    by rebel angel

    I am under no spell
    i have no more pain...

  • A Kiss (8)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    My tummy felt all tingly, it filled with...
    I could hear the angels singing, they could tell I...

  • Shall I compare thee to a math test?
    You are just as confusing...

  • A kiss (2)

    by Viviana

    A peach is a peach,
    a plum is a plum...

  • Roses Are Red (8)

    by The Queen

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Quack. (2)

    by Kali

    I was walking home from Dunkin,
    An iced coffee in my hand...

  • M~e~n (3)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    M-makes the first moves
    E-everything you want and dont want combined...