*i got this in an email it entertained me so here...
Men...
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before...
When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
how the heck are you supposed to answer that...
Say this:
ICED INK...
How could you do this to me
are you so blind that you cant see...
This damn banging in my head
waking up is what I dread...
1. they're so stupid, in that cute little innocent...
2. they're funny, even when they aren't trying to...
(((i didnt write this but i think that they are...
guys are like...coffee...
Big butts and boobs thats all a guys looking for,
and they'll like you more...
Role, role, role your joint
gently to the end...
Reasons To Date a Soccer player!
1. We know how to kick it...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...