A Valentine's Rant (11)

by dandy

Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...

Stoner's Rule (22)

by Kaleigh

Drink a keg
smoke a bowl...

I Tried to Sh*t (20)

by Tiller

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...

The Genie From Hell (11)

by Mark Spencer

I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...

Ohhhh Yes (7)

by Daniela

I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...

Giving Head (9)

by lostwithin

Giving head is something I don`t do,
You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...

Do Gnomes Conspire? (1) 1

by cassie hughes

Does a gnome in the garden
keep fishing at night...

My favorite day 2

by Jesse Low

I tripped over the dog on my way out the door
its Monday again need I say more...

Upside Down (6) 5

by cassie hughes

The world looks so much better
When I’m hanging upside down...

What's On The Inside That Counts (1) 3

by Walter

Two eggs met and liked what they saw
One hard boiled and the other one raw...

Eternal Flame (4) 6 WIN

by Walter

This is a love story about a crystal and a quartz
He was very fond of her and decided they should...

Green 1

by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

Green is my Favourite Colour;
It is very refreshing...