Twas the night before Christmas
And no stores were alive...
When I was working on my PC
There came a black dressed TC...
The neuro doc said
Nothing is wrong with my mind...
Image exposed.
History disclosed...
I’M OUT OF SHAPE!
I’m really out of shape as I reach for another...
Curiosity niggled my
immature thoughts...
HOW FAST CAN YOUR CLOCK RUN?
Gee, when you’re having a good time, no worries...
Billy Bromms is a borrower
You know the type I'm sure...
Stop! Put them back!
Step away from the biscuits...
My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...
Oh sweet little Pussykins
Come sit upon my knee...
On tip-toe with no paws;
I quietly made my way along...