Funny poems

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  • My head is a mess

    by Innocent Fairy

    My head is a mess
    So don't try to guess...

  • Love's Smile

    by celia stock

    They say to have romance stay a while,
    Choose the one that makes you smile...

  • Don't lose your pen... (3)

    by happilyneverafter

    Lost your pen=no pen
    No pen=no notes...

  • Drama Rap

    by Michael D Nalley

    I am nothing like Osama
    Not even close to Obama...

  • Butterflies 2 (1)

    by jamie

    Butterflies are so pretty
    Butterflies are colorful...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • Jerk

    by Hurts Alot

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Our Broken Love (2)

    by Dominique Lewis

    Our love was sweet and tender,
    It was the kind of love that could last forever...

  • Politically Correct (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
    None of us believe this, though that's what they...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Do you mind? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Do you mind?
    Do you mind brother...

  • Goof (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I just took a shot of eighty proof.
    I'll cut that old tree over our roof...