Funny poems

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  • Football Flags (2)

    by thisisme

    I sit here watching this game
    like a person who is about to fall...

  • Black Bug (5)

    by Emily

    Say this 5 times fast.
    The Black Bug Bled Black Blood...

  • - - My first ever tongue twister?
    One day I wanted a brownie batter blizzard...

  • At Rainbow's End...

    by Armada the Gestalt

    If you follow the rainbow across the world,
    Over mountains and under seas...

  • Jailbird (11) 2

    by Daisy if you do

    Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
    Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...

  • Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.
    If you give her a sperm...

  • Pimple On My Ass (2)

    by Richard S

    Pimple on my ass.
    Aggravating to no end...

  • Just read this.... (3)

    by letmedie2night

    Whats six inches long
    has white coming out of its tube...

  • To my special man, your the biggest gimp ever
    your cheeky and cute, and you think that your...

  • King Leo (5)

    by Ingrid

    King Leo
    On the vast Savannas...

  • McDonald's Daydream (10)

    by Faithless

    The first time I saw your eyes
    You were eating McDonald's apple pie...

  • Help Im drowning ! (2)

    by SadieAnne

    At the pool one sunny day .
    A new life guard did you say...