Funny poems

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  • Smile.

    by StandStill

    I'm going to write you a happy poem,
    haven't done that in quite some time...

  • The circus rolls into town
    And the crowd fills the big top...

  • Fish tale (1)

    by Iola

    Jumping into freezing cold water
    That gets heated up...

  • Maria Can't Do Math! (3)

    by StephanieMichelle

    My friend Maria wrote this during math class...
    La! La! La! La! La! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom...

  • Because of him (6)

    by Hearts Abyss

    You'll get hurt
    physically, and mentally...

  • And then I remembered... (3)

    by Hearts Abyss

    I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
    How could you get over me that fast...

  • Tongue Twisters (11)

    by Poet on the Piano

    Shy Shelly shockingly shakes salt shakers, shaming...
    Libby likes leisurely licking lemon limes lightly...

  • Party hard (1)

    by Derek dl

    We party like tanks,
    we party till dawn...

  • It is snowing on Mars,
    this news just blows my mind...

  • Ballad: Jim's Lie 1

    by Katie

    I'll tell you a story
    About a lie...

  • Midnight Dork (5)

    by Beautiful Disaster

    I cannot write poems
    I know that that is true...

  • Well thanks to Blair, to Bush and the fantastic...
    Our superfluous income is severely going down...