Funny poems

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  • Ode to My Kettle

    by mckenzie

    Poised in it's radiance
    A fire rages within...

  • Tea

    by Neutrino

    When the day is dead and time is long
    I do a cup of tea to help me along...

  • I remember

    by Neutrino

    I remember long ago, when dreams were rife
    When I was younger and still had a life...

  • The Would-a-be-a

    by Ashlan Chidester

    larry was a lime, a slimy man in shifty shoes,
    lime was also a lucy, she was a tulip tipped in...

  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Cats and Crumbs

    by Good Enough

    In the quiet hum of the evening,
    after the movie credits rolled...

  • A Simp Seed

    by Timothy

    Why did I lose my place?
    Shucked from my swaddling cloth...

  • My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
    Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...

  • The game of golf it must be said.
    Should not be played, while your in bed...

  • I am Gee with OCD 2 WIN

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    They say I’ve got an OCD
    But really, folks, I’m just so me...

  • my rizz

    by Satsuki

    I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
    No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...

  • Froggy friends frolic freely,
    frolicking frogs fly fast and free...