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  • Poem with Sis (Limerick) (4) 2

    by ted_thepoet

    I wanted to write a poem with sis,
    but she told me she was sick as this...

  • A raccoon waking through the door.
    And stepped onto the hard wooden floor...

  • Popcorn (Haiku) (6) 4

    by ted_thepoet

    I got up to make,
    some popcorn for myself but...

  • Twelve Million (6) 3

    by ted_thepoet

    Twelve million pots of tea on the wall,
    twelve million pots of tea...

  • Adventure (6) 3

    by ted_thepoet

    There is a bridge at the edge of the peak,
    that leads to all the wonders on the land you...

  • The Month of Mango (2) 1

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    The fifth month is always special in Arua,
    The Sweetest Place on Earth...

  • Soldiers, Prostitutes & Tax-collecters (3) 2

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Love your neighbour as you love yourself,
    JESUS taught me that...

  • Shoebaru 2

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Where I come from,
    If a man does not have a car...

  • Maple, My Dog 2

    by Jack

    She runs around our big home,
    But she is not allowed to roam...

  • Bread (Haiku) (2) 2

    by Jack

    It makes sandwiches,
    It makes the best toast around...

  • Coffee (Haiku) (1) 1

    by Jack

    Coffee comes from beans,
    Some drink it every morning...

  • -“You have deflowered all the blooms in the...
    You deserve to be dead...