Boris under parliament
Request to spell out and...
Underpants underpants, we wear you on our head, we...
Underpants underpants, your sizes they do vary...
Little Billie and his Time Machine
I hid it in a secret spot where mommie doesn’t...
Counting Strikes...
Average Persons
They may be married, or not, some choose to only...
To my brilliant doctor
I asked...
There's not much point in writing poems,
When you've nothing much to say...
My wife was having a shower
And then I heard a scream...
I can be silly.
I like being silly...
Dry my skin, burn eyes
get gritty inside my shoes...
Nothing reduces
to groveling crybaby...
Beer and cashews?
Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...