Funny poems

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  • Word Problems 1

    by Vera Rose

    What words go best with rhymes,
    Something that fits with the times...

  • New washing machine (1) 1

    by mistake

    Wash me of my sins,
    Clammy proofs I existed today...

  • Do Gnomes Conspire? (1) 1

    by cassie hughes

    Does a gnome in the garden
    keep fishing at night...

  • Racoon 1

    by El_Mabini

    I think I am a racoon.
    I say good morning...

  • Crazy, owww No 1

    by Paul Stotts

    I ask myself, "self, have I lost my mind."
    My mind says "well you haven't lost it yet...

  • Rate me, oh please do rate me
    Five stars or more if you please...

  • If Only I Could Rewrite The Stars 1

    by Christen Kuikoua

    If by chance I could relive my life
    I will make more mistakes...

  • The story of a hard on 1

    by Patrick Watson

    I am a man
    A victim...

  • Sparrow 1

    by Glenn G

    I once found a sparrow,
    It's wing broken and frail...

  • A Comic Recipe... 1

    by Shaun Cronick

    I add a little bit of nonsense,
    That has been finely ground...

  • Hey…. Guess what 1

    by Ricky Story

    Hey… the devil offered me a rose…. Umm. Should...
    Mmm...

  • Global Warming (1) 1

    by Ricky Story

    No more smoking
    No more smoke...