The neuro doc said
Nothing is wrong with my mind...
There was once a purple pig
Little puddles it did dig...
Playing Sherlock, one day in his crazy life
He decided to deduce, deduce, deduce...
I’M YOUR AWESOME CAT!
So, don’t be afraid of that old rat, and hey dog...
CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...
Mama always say smile to visitors
I'm quite accustomed to that...
I finish work as late as late
can be...
So I feel a bit green
over seeing...
I wonder why I don't bring any towel
Before going to shower...
Through thick and thin you taught me
The way a teacher should...
I thought a sonnet I would try to write.
And trying such I found no easy task...
Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...