Funny poems

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  • Ex Boyfriend (1) 1

    by Lyn Love and Hopes

    "I love you"
    Remember the crazy words I said before...

  • Shades of Gray 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    When Mandy got randy one day
    Mandy almost blew me away...

  • Lone Star out of this world (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
    who often drank herbal tea from Roston...

  • A Poem: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    What is a poem
    Other than words...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • Saw his teacher walk in.
    Expectantly he stood there...

  • Fly On The Wall: 1

    by Scott Cole

    I'm a fly on your wall
    The top right corner...

  • Barnyard chaos (2) 1

    by donna

    Bunnies hopping all around,
    doggies going crazy...

  • You Can't Consider This Food (2) 1

    by Good Enough

    What is this placed on my plate?
    A slime of what looks to be alive...

  • Half Past Four (8) 1

    by M Nioni

    Half Past Four
    At half past four, the evening news will announce...

  • One-Sided Conversation (8) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    How do I enter
    the weekly contest...