Funny poems

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  • Fungus (3) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    I don't know how you do it!
    But you have my total respect...

  • My Bff Jinny Han (1) 1

    by Roque de Castro

    MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT IS A GIRL NAMED JINNY.
    KNEW HER SO LONG, EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS SKINNY...

  • You're Forgiven (2) 1

    by Walter

    I send her a message
    While I am at work...

  • hey, i'm a hot car (haiku) (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    hey, i’m a hot car (haiku)
    drive me, thrills galore...

  • Mary's Lamb (limerick) (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
    far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...

  • Shallow love (6) 1

    by Wafaa

    I love you
    because you have big eyes...

  • Just Practicing... (3) 1

    by Craig Rose

    What would you say,
    If I were to take your hand...

  • of apples and trees 1

    by Dancing Rivers

    I often ponder in those silent moments
    if Adam and Eve were under a spell...

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (7) 1

    by Kelwin lost in thought

    Tmnt
    oh the good old times...

  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...

  • eating more than words 1

    by The Lone Ranger

    the gingerbread man
    frowned as, swipe, the net came down...

  • Burping and slurping my way through the straw
    I find a new dimension, a traveling flaw...