Funny poems

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  • My Bff Jinny Han (1) 1

    by Roque de Castro

    MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT IS A GIRL NAMED JINNY.
    KNEW HER SO LONG, EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS SKINNY...

  • Cryptic Crap! (6) 1

    by Zabadak

    When you write poetry it's meant to be read,
    By people who want to read all that you've said...

  • Gathering my clothes up from the floor,
    as I try to slip quietly out of the door...

  • The first time she said yes (4) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    I got to the third base
    but I almost forgot...

  • Sharing is Caring ! (3) 1

    by LittleMsPink

    Whispers here
    Whispers there...

  • Sophisicated Poem (1) 1

    by Narph

    Poop is smelly, sultry, deep
    and full of secrets richly steeped...

  • Poetess Limerick (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    For many a long year I've spent most of my time
    searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...

  • Mary's Lamb (limerick) (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
    far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...

  • Laundry (2) 1

    by Maher

    Take them off, toss them aside,
    they can't be washed, gotta say goodbye...

  • A Poem For Her 1

    by Maher

    If I were to gather everything there is,
    And merge it with everything that was...

  • Burping and slurping my way through the straw
    I find a new dimension, a traveling flaw...

  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...