Funny poems

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  • Goofy Love (6) 1

    by Maple Tree

    I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
    to enter my world of toxic rhyme...

  • The Pimple (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Well I wrote a poem about my wife
    But she said, "If you post it you die&quot...

  • Larry the Regular Guy (2) 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Larry loves the lonely life
    like lots of ladies men do...

  • My baby cat (Cinquain) (3) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    That cat
    Lives in my flat...

  • The Granny Gang (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Here's a story about a gang of grannies
    Who knocked over a panty hose store...

  • Roam?
    You dare...

  • My Siamese Cat (An Expanded Haiku) (8) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    My starving Siamese cat
    can chase either any flying bat...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • Muscle Car 1

    by joseph santacruz

    Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
    some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

  • Cha-Ching! (1) 1

    by joseph santacruz

    Its said the best things in life are free
    a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

  • Whom are we having for dinner? (3) 1

    by joseph santacruz

    I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
    then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

  • I've Gone Mad (16) 1

    by Maple Tree

    I've got a ghost in my pocket
    and a butt full of calories...