The Granny Gang (5) 1

by Whiskurz

Here's a story about a gang of grannies
Who knocked over a panty hose store...

Got lost (Reversible double etheree with palindrome) 1

by Khalid M Darwish

Roam?
You dare...

My Siamese Cat (An Expanded Haiku) (8) 1

by Khalid M Darwish

My starving Siamese cat
can chase either any flying bat...

To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

by Khalid M Darwish

I'm so glad to be
a kite runner's wasp or bee...

Muscle Car 1

by joseph santacruz

Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

Cha-Ching! (1) 1

by joseph santacruz

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

Whom are we having for dinner? (3) 1

by joseph santacruz

I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

I've Gone Mad (16) 1

by Maple Tree

I've got a ghost in my pocket
and a butt full of calories...

Baby In A Sandbox (1) 1

by Tyler Moore

As I sat in the sand by the swings
I couldn't help pondering...

The Joys of being a Woman (12) 1

by Chelsey

8 a.m. and it's the usual
Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...

I Need a Walmart Woman (5) 1

by Glenn G

Last night you came home from work
With a smirk on your face...

Pylons Are Perches (3) 1

by Ed or Ian Henderson

I would ask, if only on my deathbed
For a day where all the power is gone...