I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
to enter my world of toxic rhyme...
Well I wrote a poem about my wife
But she said, "If you post it you die"...
Larry loves the lonely life
like lots of ladies men do...
That cat
Lives in my flat...
Here's a story about a gang of grannies
Who knocked over a panty hose store...
Roam?
You dare...
My starving Siamese cat
can chase either any flying bat...
I'm so glad to be
a kite runner's wasp or bee...
Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...
Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...
I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...
I've got a ghost in my pocket
and a butt full of calories...