Funny poems

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  • When life hands you lemons
    "Make lemonade!ï" is what...

  • Hidden Followers (3) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    You may not know this,
    But I can guarantee you...

  • No Go (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    My God haunts, all the heretics,
    Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

  • Beware The Clink! (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    BEWARE THE CLINK!
    You never know, it may be hiding in your drink...

  • What is Poetry? (2) 1

    by CJ Johnson

    Poetry should rhyme
    Maybe not all the time...

  • Here To Timbuktu: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    Does anybody know how to get to Timbuktu
    That place that everyone sends you to...

  • Gummies 1

    by Matthew McKewon

    I’m eating gummies
    by the dumpster...

  • Air Jordan Of Poetry: (2) 1

    by Scott Cole

    My words are my slam dunks
    They get the waving started...

  • Flesh (2) 1

    by Paul Hirst

    I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
    It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...

  • The Puddle (3) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    The Puddle
    As I sit there as calm as can be if you step on me...

  • Mommies Shoes (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    MOMMIES SHOES
    Hi, my name is Clive, and I’m five, I heard the...

  • A Lonesome Dove Comes Home (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    A LONESOME DOVE COMES HOME
    I remember that cold dark night, when my mate and...