Funny poems

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  • A Lonesome Dove Comes Home (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    A LONESOME DOVE COMES HOME
    I remember that cold dark night, when my mate and...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • Darling!!
    I don't want you to be like electricity...

  • Sophisicated Poem (1) 1

    by Narph

    Poop is smelly, sultry, deep
    and full of secrets richly steeped...

  • For Mr. Ex (1) 1

    by Laila Nazim

    -Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
    Of loving beauty you float with grace...

  • Old Screen Door: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    I'm quite a few years old
    Alittle bent out of shape...

  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • Bringing Home The Bacon (4) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    Kevin is a splendid chap you know
    I've watched him my whole life...

  • Shades of Gray 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    When Mandy got randy one day
    Mandy almost blew me away...

  • Flesh (2) 1

    by Paul Hirst

    I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
    It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...

  • Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
    I wish and lash in this forsaken bath...

  • Gummies 1

    by Matthew McKewon

    I’m eating gummies
    by the dumpster...