Funny poems

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  • You're Forgiven (2) 1

    by Walter

    I send her a message
    While I am at work...

  • A Comic Recipe... 1

    by Shaun Cronick

    I add a little bit of nonsense,
    That has been finely ground...

  • If I wasn’t me, who would I want to be?
    Surely as some may think, I would not want to be a...

  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...

  • Moderation 1

    by PoMo-re

    Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...

  • Potatoes! (3) 1

    by Madga

    I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
    I eat potatoes when I awake...

  • Laundry (2) 1

    by Maher

    Take them off, toss them aside,
    they can't be washed, gotta say goodbye...

  • I Write Silly Poems (2) 1

    by Jonathan Jewell

    Should I write a poem,
    That uses all my brain...

  • Sharing is Caring ! (3) 1

    by LittleMsPink

    Whispers here
    Whispers there...

  • Give me a home among the rumtrees
    With lots of gold please...

  • Magic Night (5) 1

    by Korede Kuks

    A guy called Sony saw a Samsung girl in a Sagem...
    This is wonderful...

  • Cryptic Crap! (6) 1

    by Zabadak

    When you write poetry it's meant to be read,
    By people who want to read all that you've said...