Funny poems

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  • Old Men (1) 1

    by Pedro

    Now I'm old and feeble,
    And my pilot light is out...

  • Potatoes! (3) 1

    by Madga

    I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
    I eat potatoes when I awake...

  • Little Blue Bears and Pink Ponies (3) 1

    by Kayla Sonya Dearing

    Little blue bears
    Walking around outside...

  • Men are like.. (43) 1

    by JBoy

    Alright I know im a guy and all but girls are...
    Men are like – Floor Tiles. If you lay them...

  • One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
    I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...

  • We tha class of 010 (1) 1

    by °¤•* Jamie *•¤°

    Sex, drugs, rock nd roll
    we the class you cant control...

  • Two tom cats (4) 1

    by Gurl_with_red_Tears

    Not last night but the night before,
    two tom cats came knocking at my door...

  • A Witty Ditty (7) 1

    by Randy Lee

    I shall try and write a little ditty
    To show everyone I can be witty...

  • There is someone who is quite different than you...
    A crackpot, a charlatan, a menace to society...

  • Can you handle me? (3) 1

    by kristin

    I told you from the very start
    for me to date you must win my heart...

  • When life hands you lemons
    "Make lemonade!ï" is what...

  • The Perfect Man (1) 1

    by Kris

    The perfect man loves you for you
    and not just one tiny part...