Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out...
I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
I eat potatoes when I awake...
Little blue bears
Walking around outside...
Alright I know im a guy and all but girls are...
Men are like – Floor Tiles. If you lay them...
One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...
Sex, drugs, rock nd roll
we the class you cant control...
Not last night but the night before,
two tom cats came knocking at my door...
I shall try and write a little ditty
To show everyone I can be witty...
There is someone who is quite different than you...
A crackpot, a charlatan, a menace to society...
I told you from the very start
for me to date you must win my heart...
When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what...
The perfect man loves you for you
and not just one tiny part...