I wake up and I'm feeling drowsy,
already assuming my day will be lousy...
Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out...
I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
I eat potatoes when I awake...
Little blue bears
Walking around outside...
Alright I know im a guy and all but girls are...
Men are like – Floor Tiles. If you lay them...
One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...
Sex, drugs, rock nd roll
we the class you cant control...
Not last night but the night before,
two tom cats came knocking at my door...
I shall try and write a little ditty
To show everyone I can be witty...
There is someone who is quite different than you...
A crackpot, a charlatan, a menace to society...
I told you from the very start
for me to date you must win my heart...
When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what...