The Perfect Man (1) 1

by Kris

The perfect man loves you for you
and not just one tiny part...

hope such a big word

by patrick

My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...

The Golf Fanatic

by Danny

The game of golf it must be said.
Should not be played, while your in bed...

my rizz

by Satsuki

I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...

A Froggy Poem (Tongue Twister)

by Abstract Poet

Froggy friends frolic freely,
frolicking frogs fly fast and free...

The Jogger

by Danny

Up in the morning, before crack of dawn.
Limbering up on, next doors front lawn...

Apple Strudel on my Noodle

by Timothy

I'm thinking about divorce,
I'm considering a discourse...

The Idiot

by DavidPCarroll

There once was an idiot named Lou
Who would always lose his shoe...

Hamsters are people too. WIN

by Timothy

I look down at you,
Small poppet...

The Hungover Man WIN

by Danny

THE HUNGOVER MAN
Last night the world was great he sighed, we...

my ever loveing thoughts

by patrick

The sands of time running through my fingers
I am ready to make glass [pass the soda and lime...

money in my bank account

by patrick

I am landing on my feet
Did I ever have doubt...