Funny poems

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  • The Perfect Man (1) 1

    by Kris

    The perfect man loves you for you
    and not just one tiny part...

  • The sands of time running through my fingers
    I am ready to make glass [pass the soda and lime...

  • I am landing on my feet
    Did I ever have doubt...

  • The Author

    by Timothy

    It's silly,
    I will go willy-nilly...

  • Ding Dong

    by Timothy

    Ding Dong,
    Darn it, my two foot Kong...

  • build with air

    by patrick

    things that can be built in the air
    This be my delight, fleeting as an alcoholic high...

  • Farting

    by patrick

    Farting on a Sunday is somehow unsociable
    Life is like one long funeral message...

  • I enjoy buying figurines, in a pristine condition,
    Placing the boxes in prominent positions...

  • Perfuse Mousse

    by Cam M

    I got the mousse for the tooth
    and in order not to be too obtuse...

  • Tiny Tim

    by Cantchangeme

    O’er the garden wall
    Too nimble to fall...

  • Ticking Clock

    by DavidPCarroll

    Ticking away on the wall all day
    Marking time both night and day...

  • It's Saint Patrick's day
    And we will celebrate our hero today...