Funny poems

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  • Handball

    by Nat-a-Tat

    I played handball everyday
    Because it was a way of life...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Spider (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    ...

  • Solitaire (11)

    by vanessarrr

    I’m playing Solitaire
    In my computer as...

  • Ill tell u why!! (1)

    by sweetne$$

    Wat did i do to deserve this pain
    why do some Bois have too be so lame...

  • Dating Problems...(Resubmitted) (12)

    by Saravana Kumar S

    With a girl,i went on my frist date,
    as usual to her place i was very late...

  • Guys (1)

    by Heather Barnes

    I'm through With Guys,
    They all tell lies...

  • A little picture on the wall,
    Told the story to us all...

  • A poem for girls (2)

    by Kristy Hall

    Yea im a girl so why do you care
    if i do my makeup and style my hair...

  • Just a baby terd

    by Rene Shaddinger

    It\'s time to go, squeezing through the whole my...
    It\'s time to leave this fart pullution, its time...

  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...