Funny poems

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  • For Baby J xXxXxXx (1)

    by Kirsty Koo

    Chicken Sandwiches are the best
    And when you eat them all...

  • For Brian (3)

    by Keri Ann

    Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
    He will treat you badly whenever he can...

  • Life Elsewhere (5)

    by Timothy

    Wanda Westhare from Zaire--which is nowhere--was...

  • Ill tell u why!! (1)

    by sweetne$$

    Wat did i do to deserve this pain
    why do some Bois have too be so lame...

  • Society (1)

    by katie!

    Society is crazy
    Its really really mad...

  • P-r-o-j-e-c-t-s

    by jabari formally known as jeffrey A.K.A. platinumboy

    -PEOPLE
    -RELY...

  • A poem for girls (2)

    by Kristy Hall

    Yea im a girl so why do you care
    if i do my makeup and style my hair...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Boredom (3)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Boredom comes and goes, no matter what we try
    whatever the hell we do, it just doesn't seem to...

  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • Golden Clouds (1)

    by Andreea

    ~Rom-girl~
    I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...

  • I am Davids cold heart,
    I am Davids warm fart...