Funny poems

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  • The Zombie Knight

    by Mark Spencer

    Sir Bertram was a skittish knight,
    Quite often prone to fits of fright...

  • The Spider

    by Mark Spencer

    I heard my wife cry out in fright,
    As I rushed to her aid...

  • The Thing

    by Mark Spencer

    The name’s Benjamin Jacob Grimm,
    An’ I’m from Yancy Street...

  • New Muse

    by Karin Erlacher

    Debating on creating
    Because that's what I do...

  • Redneck Nudist Resort

    by Mark Spencer

    My wife got this invitation.
    Said we needed a vacation...

  • adhd

    by Alaskan Husky

    let me finish:
    I need to start this...

  • -“You have deflowered all the blooms in the...
    You deserve to be dead...

  • The Apple Tree
    Picking apples straight from the tree...

  • I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
    Every stanza...

  • Footsubishi

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    My new classmate told me am daft, stupid, fake and...
    My campus crush told me everything I want to give...

  • Twenty20

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Twenty20 was not all gloom,
    Neither was it the Year of Doom...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...