Funny poems

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  • I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
    Every stanza...

  • Footsubishi

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    My new classmate told me am daft, stupid, fake and...
    My campus crush told me everything I want to give...

  • Twenty20

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Twenty20 was not all gloom,
    Neither was it the Year of Doom...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...

  • Five to Nine

    by Walter

    Although my glass is empty
    My throat no longer dry...

  • Cmos Battery

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    When your heart is broken,
    You need a CMOS battery to keep it going...

  • Redi Of Yale

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Redi of Yale gave Sinthi beautiful pearls.
    That's how I remember the correct order of rainbow...

  • Movies

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    They never grow old,
    They are always gold...

  • Pain Things

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Wagwan deya,
    Are you eerie...

  • Hi Kampala!

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Hi KLA,
    I know you are the Most Popular Woman in the...

  • Happyness

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Success is getting what you want,
    While happiness is enjoying success...

  • Grain Miller

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    We used to sneak in through the fence,
    Instead of paying at the main gate...