Funny poems

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  • The Thing

    by Mark Spencer

    The name’s Benjamin Jacob Grimm,
    An’ I’m from Yancy Street...

  • New Muse

    by Karin Erlacher

    Debating on creating
    Because that's what I do...

  • Redneck Nudist Resort

    by Mark Spencer

    My wife got this invitation.
    Said we needed a vacation...

  • adhd

    by Alaskan Husky

    let me finish:
    I need to start this...

  • Back and Forth to my fictional 18...(day 11)

    by ddavidd

    -“You have deflowered all the blooms in the...
    You deserve to be dead...

  • The Apple Tree

    by Jack

    The Apple Tree
    Picking apples straight from the tree...

  • I Wrote 9 Poems in the Bath Last Night

    by Jonathan Jewell

    I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
    Every stanza...

  • Footsubishi

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    My new classmate told me am daft, stupid, fake and...
    My campus crush told me everything I want to give...

  • Twenty20

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    Twenty20 was not all gloom,
    Neither was it the Year of Doom...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...

  • Five to Nine

    by Walter

    Although my glass is empty
    My throat no longer dry...

  • Cmos Battery

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    When your heart is broken,
    You need a CMOS battery to keep it going...