Funny poems

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  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Guys (1)

    by Heather Barnes

    I'm through With Guys,
    They all tell lies...

  • Really Really

    by Breann

    I really really want to touch you
    I Really Really want to make you cum...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • Feelings

    by true_love_is_eternity

    When I see you
    My heart skips a beat...

  • Little spermy (1)

    by Lexy

    Little spermy go away
    come again some other day...

  • Farewell to Arms

    by Sarah Ramsey

    A freak accident involving a potato and three...
    Has left me suddenly without my upper limbs...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...

  • The Big D

    by Timothy

    It's getting very hard,
    To the point it's scarred...

  • I look at my sceadual and start to see
    his name but how can that be...

  • Snot (1)

    by Brooke

    When your out with your honey
    and your noise is kinda runny...

  • A Morning Poem

    by Ashley Lynn

    I woke early one morning,
    the earth lay cool and still...