Ha ha, he he, ho ho, meet me!
I'm small, tiny, and hard to see...
A little picture on the wall,
Told the story to us all...
With a girl,i went on my frist date,
as usual to her place i was very late...
Chicken Sandwiches are the best
And when you eat them all...
"After yelling sit, what did you say?"
The man chuckled and explained...
Sleep my little angel, have your rest,
Close your eyes and drift away...
"Most gnomes are fat and ugly, but this one...
When your out with your honey
and your noise is kinda runny...
One day i thought
hey maybe i can fly...
School is so boring
I hate it so...
Society is crazy
Its really really mad...
I strut my stuff in my G String
I bang in my G string...