Funny poems

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  • That Damn Cat (1)

    by Mark Spencer

    Okay, this might seem a little petty,
    But I've got to get it off my chest...

  • I am (no. 2)

    by mari

    I am shy and crazy
    i wonder what God looks like...

  • Prayer??

    by Michaela

    I have liked you for over a year now. You have...
    I have been praying that you would at least think...

  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • U played me (1)

    by åMbÈr

    You played me and i see you got my best friend but...

  • People thought you were lame
    just because of that name...

  • He Asked Me

    by Tinkerbell

    He was that special one.
    Top of the bar, so high...

  • Guys (1)

    by Heather Barnes

    I'm through With Guys,
    They all tell lies...

  • Thirst Quencher (1)

    by Brian John

    Clear Crystal Geyser- bottled at the source
    I'm getting wiser, coming with full force...

  • Gaint Bees (1)

    by MelindaJoy

    It was the year 1243
    The year I was adopted...

  • My Pest (1)

    by Robert

    As a chick I thought he would be no big deal,
    But to my astonishment that was not to be real...