Funny poems

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  • No one (1)

    by Alex Penuelas

    When you are sad,
    No one sees your...

  • Fleeting Finances (1)

    by Alex Penuelas

    People tell me that money talks,
    It is true what they say...

  • Light Buld

    by Ikenna Okafor

    On a journey
    a rumble and tumble...

  • Alienspeak

    by joseph santacruz

    Im a spaced out scientist and i like to fish
    for inner outer space folks on my huge satellite...

  • The Drive Bee

    by Shelley Williams

    A wife worth a warning,
    "Beware the drive B,&quot...

  • Driven In Fear

    by Shelley Williams

    If I were to drive a car
    with a look of silent fear...

  • Beautiful Soul

    by EVERLUCENT

    One day I saw a beautiful girl looking at me,
    The way she walks, looks so perfectly...

  • Shine dawg

    by Caramelo Del

    When he's a sleep like a babe in his warm spot,
    and when beautiful and hard-sturdy he got...

  • Fat as heck

    by Caramelo Del

    We barely can stand or even rising our hand,
    our big large booty is leaking from the edges...

  • Puppet moves; rap breaking a dance
    Wiggling gyrating and synthesizers...

  • Pimple Panic (Tongue Twister)

    by Shelley Williams

    Pop a pimple when you panic
    pop a pink pimple when you panic...

  • Polly planted peas, picked purple pansies, posted...
    Polly plays pretend, plants peas, picks purple...