Funny poems

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  • Driven By Fear

    by Shelley Williams

    If I were to drive a car
    with a look of silent fear...

  • Dead Things by Kate

    by Mark Rawlins

    A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
    Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...

  • Wooden Nickels

    by Michael D Nalley

    Don't you just adore
    the beautiful floor...

  • Eat drink and be merry

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a pole dancer called Kate
    who would often work rather late...

  • Icy Hot Peppermint Patty

    by Michael D Nalley

    If you like your love rather spicy
    and your mate is a wee bit icy...

  • Sunshine Sue

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a weather girl called Sue
    who could turn the nighttime so blue...

  • Shady Stripper

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a sexy mama that wore shades
    with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...

  • The Iceman Melteth

    by Michael D Nalley

    When Ice came to play we all cheered
    Then it got hot and we all feared...

  • Swaying to the Music

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a new member called dance
    Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...

  • Missing Link

    by Michael D Nalley

    Missing Link
    You know Frankee's nickname is Link...

  • Homie don't play that!

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a blonde bad-ass called homie
    who told me she would like to know me...

  • Yom Kippur Limerick

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a lass who cooked a Limerick
    The kosher stew was so wise witty and thick...