Funny poems

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  • Icy Hot Peppermint Patty

    by Michael D Nalley

    If you like your love rather spicy
    and your mate is a wee bit icy...

  • Sunshine Sue

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a weather girl called Sue
    who could turn the nighttime so blue...

  • Shady Stripper

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a sexy mama that wore shades
    with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...

  • The Iceman Melteth

    by Michael D Nalley

    When Ice came to play we all cheered
    Then it got hot and we all feared...

  • Swaying to the Music

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a new member called dance
    Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...

  • Missing Link

    by Michael D Nalley

    Missing Link
    You know Frankee's nickname is Link...

  • Homie don't play that!

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a blonde bad-ass called homie
    who told me she would like to know me...

  • Yom Kippur Limerick

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a lass who cooked a Limerick
    The kosher stew was so wise witty and thick...

  • Weeping Loser

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a gamer chic called fry
    whose advancing skills caught my eye...

  • Cyber Heaven (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I stare at the pale green screen
    where no one is ever mean...

  • Sorry mom

    by Rodrigo Arena

    I just cannot believe it
    The way people stare at me...

  • A poem about a poem.

    by Laila Nazim

    (i find this really humorous)
    And I wrote a poem about a poem that I was going...