Funny poems

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  • Nascar In Outerspace:

    by Scott Cole

    If there was but a butterfly race
    Not on the ground but in Outerspace...

  • I before E:

    by Scott Cole

    I often wondered
    Why it must be...

  • Of You I Am:

    by Scott Cole

    I am part of you
    Magically i appear...

  • Reconsider

    by Mila Blue

    The two of us best friends taking on life together
    I've heard of a haunted house near by...

  • Hollow Weenie

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a poet named Abu
    just looking for a hot dog or two...

  • Syntax

    by Michael D Nalley

    Two politicians were talking syntax
    but their language must have been just too lax...

  • Last night the wind was howling all night long, my...
    I could hear the weather radio constantly...

  • Normal (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Please do not mistake
    early signs of Alzheimer's...

  • Faint Hope (syntuit) (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I want to be so
    world renowned that they rename...

  • Shitty Limerick (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a turd put to the test
    who stunk poetically at his best...

  • Da Struggle

    by patrick

    Bombs they blow stuff apart
    Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...

  • On a Hyperlink to J

    by Jonathan Jewell

    I was going to put it into poetry,
    But it screwed up the link...