Funny poems

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  • Faint Hope (syntuit) (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I want to be so
    world renowned that they rename...

  • Shitty Limerick (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a turd put to the test
    who stunk poetically at his best...

  • Da Struggle

    by patrick

    Bombs they blow stuff apart
    Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...

  • On a Hyperlink to J

    by Jonathan Jewell

    I was going to put it into poetry,
    But it screwed up the link...

  • If The Shoe Fits... (3)

    by Anna Stephens

    Cranky poets make me smile
    So many excuses for lack of style...

  • Pipe

    by Maren L Johnson

    Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
    They will revel in the touch of lips on satin...

  • In the rough (7)

    by Mr. Darcy

    Compasses in hands across the land;
    Let us gather around and make a plan...

  • Will Give Love for a Cup (12)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Let the storms buffet the trees,
    just make cups of espresso...

  • Mad

    by TheMask

    It's goodbye
    From this madhatter...

  • Who likes bugs? (7)

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Who likes bugs?
    They hide everywhere in our house; in your hair...

  • Obese Geese (2)

    by Justin

    There once was a man from Greece,
    Who had a fond love of geese...

  • My man whom I completely trust
    To take care of me in all trials...