I am part of you
Magically i appear...
The two of us best friends taking on life together
I've heard of a haunted house near by...
There once was a poet named Abu
just looking for a hot dog or two...
Two politicians were talking syntax
but their language must have been just too lax...
Last night the wind was howling all night long, my...
I could hear the weather radio constantly...
Please do not mistake
early signs of Alzheimer's...
I want to be so
world renowned that they rename...
There once was a turd put to the test
who stunk poetically at his best...
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...
I was going to put it into poetry,
But it screwed up the link...
Cranky poets make me smile
So many excuses for lack of style...
Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
They will revel in the touch of lips on satin...