Funny poems

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  • Ocelot

    by Cantchangeme

    If I were an ocelot
    I'd spend my days catching flies...

  • Oh So Slow:

    by Scott Cole

    A feather falls
    Oh So Slow...

  • Old Age Blues

    by Michael D Nalley

    When I was young I felt restricted,
    trouble was never far from my shore...

  • Second episode of hunger

    by Olusola Butler

    Right in front of my hut, as hunger dominate,
    I kept on yelling, "God why?!&quot...

  • The Unicorn Princess (1)

    by cassie hughes

    There once was a princess with skin oh so pale,
    And gleaming brown hair almost down to her tail...

  • Job Satisfaction (1)

    by Mark Rawlins

    Stan's a man in uniform,
    a man with real power...

  • Don't steal this poem from me, I have proof that...
    My name is Tiffany, isn't that so fine...

  • Twenty-one Dog Salute (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    The Lord is my Shepherd,
    or this could be a cataclysm...

  • Broken Love (1)

    by Laila Nazim

    Our love was sweet and tender,
    It was the kind of love that could last forever...

  • A Crack:

    by Scott Cole

    Once solid and whole
    Now broken or split...

  • My Brain: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    Inside of my head
    Is a vast empty space...

  • The Better Bee: (1)

    by Scott Cole

    The Bumblebees first bees up, large and clumsy...
    They jump to their wings with furry coats, that...