Funny poems

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  • Now and forever
    You'll stay in my mind...

  • Dad's Surprise

    by cassie hughes

    Lets decorate the house and hold a party.
    To celebrate Dad's birthday...

  • Dear chocolate (6)

    by Dancing Rivers

    Dear chocolate, thank you for always being there,
    when I never needed you in my life...

  • The Pig King (2)

    by Everlasting

    Walking in the aisle, spell bound,
    she frowned after tripping over her evening gown...

  • If facebook was an actual book sold on a nook...
    Reviews would call it a waste of time...

  • Wee wee fishy fishy
    Will ya jump into my arms...

  • Knight Errant (3)

    by cassie hughes

    The princess stood at the top of the tower
    and stomped her feet and cried...

  • Mother Must Not Bake That night
    Amy's eyes were twinkling starry...

  • Tired of the industry (4)

    by AnnanHeppinstall

    If you let the parts open
    people will see in...

  • My poems suck. (2)

    by Darclyfe

    My poems suck. Quite simply they do and there's...
    So poetry. dead. it is. What did I miss? nothing...

  • Baby Rainbow's Group Contest (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    To the mods that love rule #2
    I have got some news for you...

  • The Man (2)

    by Daizia

    He carved his name in the tree
    of the new old town he found...