Pre-Show

by Bryan Berry

(M4y 11, 2009 @ 7:39pm)
Pack up the mics...

Ears and other orifices

by Michael D Nalley

If I stuck my elbow in my ear
I would be double jointed...

Nursed Rhymes (1)

by Michael D Nalley

Some say I sound rehearsed,
that my rhymes are nursed...

Number Two

by Michael D Nalley

When it comes to quantity
we are often number one...

Neutered

by Michael D Nalley

I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

Little Pussycat

by peggy boone

Little pussycat,
what do you spy...

The worst poem

by Ryan Au

I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme...

School Bus Hero (1)

by cassie hughes

The wheels on the school bus
just stopped going round...

Fart

by Ryan Au

The air was thick with a terrible smell
Everyone in the car going through hell...

Sally

by evalyn

Sally sails some sailors southward so she could...

My Dog Jack (2)

by Chad B

There once was a doggy named Jack,
who no longer had a nutsack...

Money money money (1)

by sun spots

My girl is in the money soon,
but with that she pays a debt...