Funny poems

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  • Raisin Prices

    by joseph santacruz

    My gay friend and I are going to the farmers...
    I have a crush on the lady who works there...

  • Do you wanna bake some cupcakes?
    Come on, you can't say no...

  • Siyajo

    by Michael D Nalley

    Lions are large
    dangerous cats...

  • Beautiful thing

    by pussy kingdom

    Don't cry for what you get
    I will admit what you get...

  • Cutie cat

    by pussy kingdom

    My cat is so fury
    he is so clean and shinny...

  • Rejected Sacrifice!

    by Bonaventure Onuabuchi

    She said she loves me,
    that may be or may not be true...

  • Too Late Brain!

    by Gary R Priester

    A voice says "Hi"
    And eyes lock on mine...

  • She is she isn't but she is a person of laughter,
    The darfted person you shall met as the days go...

  • Superhero (1)

    by Gianna Cranston

    Like Cinderella but with an attitude
    I'm busy day to day...

  • A Whale Of A Time!

    by Bonaventure Onuabuchi

    Farewell is my accolade,
    I say to the time gone by...

  • Twitching (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    My Achilles heel is now itching
    but I find it very enriching...

  • Gift Horse in the Mouth

    by jose zepeda

    Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
    Unless it happens to be...