Funny poems

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  • Yo Momma Jokes (2)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner..... she sucks...
    Yo momma so old her social security number is 1...

  • You know it's going to be a bad day when...
    ...your twin sister forgets your birthday...

  • Why my wife loves me:
    1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...

  • (Sing to Mary had a Little Lamb)
    Jordan had a big ego...

  • Enter very soon (1)

    by jess

    I open up my email box
    This early Monday morn...

  • Never drinking again

    by ~Darkest~Angel~

    One night while I was at my computer
    I little blue fairy said ‘hello’ to...

  • Spoiling The Moment (oops) (1)

    by ♥-Sharon Ardern-♥

    Sometimes I go so crazy
    Speaking about things irrelevant...

  • Clatter
    She did it, She made me Hurt...

  • Here comes menopause,
    Here comes menopause...

  • Marz Trip

    by melody eyes

    We went to mars on a space ship,
    Me and my bestie on a road trip...

  • Pea's (2)

    by melody eyes

    Pea's Pea's Green Pea's
    Pea's And Bean's And Plenty of Greens...

  • Homework (1)

    by Robiie

    As I sit here on my ass,
    thinking, Yes THINKING about my homework I look...