Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner..... she sucks...
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1...
You know it's going to be a bad day when...
...your twin sister forgets your birthday...
Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
(Sing to Mary had a Little Lamb)
Jordan had a big ego...
I open up my email box
This early Monday morn...
One night while I was at my computer
I little blue fairy said ‘hello’ to...
Sometimes I go so crazy
Speaking about things irrelevant...
Clatter
She did it, She made me Hurt...
Here comes menopause,
Here comes menopause...
We went to mars on a space ship,
Me and my bestie on a road trip...
Pea's Pea's Green Pea's
Pea's And Bean's And Plenty of Greens...
As I sit here on my ass,
thinking, Yes THINKING about my homework I look...