Funny poems

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  • He is My Best (2)

    by lostwithin

    Hes my bestfriend,
    He always makes me laugh...

  • Diving for Pearl (6)

    by Tony

    "If you touch it again
    We'll no longer be friends&quot...

  • Here Comes the Lady Mel Liz! (4) 4

    by mossgirl19

    Hoofs swiftly racing, a carriage now approaching
    The coachman drenched in beard...

  • Superstar

    by Karen

    I like to write, I hate to learn
    Deep down inside I have this yearn...

  • PardoN? (2)

    by beautiFOOL

    ActuaLLy, this is not a poem! hehehe :)
    A prince was cursed by a witch...

  • I once had a purple flower
    And I sniffed it every hour...

  • A chain-rhyme (2)

    by Lil Reaper

    If a jackal bothers you, show him a hyena,
    If a hyena bothers you, show him an elephant...

  • U r my honey bunch.. (7) 2

    by Xx Alone in my Quandary xX

    U r my honey bunch,
    sugar plum...

  • Call me Infantile (syntuit) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Nothing reduces
    to groveling crybaby...

  • How much (2)

    by Chelsea

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

  • I'm sitting here in my comfy chair.
    I'm using a fork to stroke my hair...

  • F.u.c.k (2)

    by Special k

    F.u.c.k this world
    F.u.c.k this place...