Funny poems

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  • How much (2)

    by Chelsea

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

  • I'm sitting here in my comfy chair.
    I'm using a fork to stroke my hair...

  • F.u.c.k (2)

    by Special k

    F.u.c.k this world
    F.u.c.k this place...

  • Don't Freaken Mess With Kids (2)

    by RedRoseTurningBlack

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten...

  • PardoN? (2)

    by beautiFOOL

    ActuaLLy, this is not a poem! hehehe :)
    A prince was cursed by a witch...

  • He is My Best (2)

    by lostwithin

    Hes my bestfriend,
    He always makes me laugh...

  • Roses are red (2)

    by Kiss My Sass

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • The Amusement Dictionary pt1 (2)

    by Rahl The Layman Lord

    Future - Whatever I'm going to do tomorrow that...
    Past - Too hazy to remember what that was...

  • I luv (6)

    by Zetzue

    I Love u loving me
    me loving you is what u love...

  • U though (2)

    by jazmin

    U though u were so big n bad, dat u told me i was...
    well think about it twice cause to me ur just a...

  • Life Doesn't Love You Today (2)

    by BitsAndPieces

    It's like a traffic jam when you're already late
    it's falling in love with your very best mate...

  • Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
    The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...