Funny poems

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  • Coffee (Haiku) (1) 1

    by Jack

    Coffee comes from beans,
    Some drink it every morning...

  • Premier Out 3

    by CJ Maleney

    The four walls that now surround me
    Seem to keep on closing in...

  • A bESt fRiEnd WouLd leT yOu DAnCe wiTh a boY...
    bUT a TrU FrIEnd WoUld YElL bOy bAc uP She MiNE...

  • So Tired Of Rabbits (9)

    by debbylyn

    Don't buy me a bunny suit
    The feet are much too large...

  • See-saw (5)

    by christina

    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw...

  • You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought...
    Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a...

  • Time Out (5)

    by Im Not Emo

    Why this is taking you so long
    I don't think I'll ever know...

  • Bloody Cat (7) 4

    by CJ Maleney

    I was not one born to love felines
    I don't trust those sneaky bloody cats...

  • banana (acrostic) #4 (4) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    Betty
    Always...

  • Ipod (7)

    by brytneyxlove

    My teacher took my ipod.
    She said they had a rule...

  • Eric the Antichrist sitting by the phone
    Flicking through the personal ads home all alone...

  • Bed Football (3)

    by Craig Wallace

    An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
    His wife looked at him and said, "What the...