An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...
Eric the Antichrist sitting by the phone
Flicking through the personal ads home all alone...
My teacher took my ipod.
She said they had a rule...
The world looks so much better
When I’m hanging upside down...
Best to peel back
And relax...
Realisation
of how much weight I had lost...
Snot Funny
I have a cold...
I am under no spell
i have no more pain...
Math is a language, although not in words
And I know by many, it isn't preferred...
A hole it was, a rabbit hole,
So small and neat and round...
i knew this new strain
was real when my guests started...
For me I prefer strong coffee
To the start of each new day...