Funny poems

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  • CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
    Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...

  • Gone Today, Gone Tomorrow (syntuit) (8) 22

    by PnQ Mod Account

    Ever notice how
    Janis carries such close a...

  • Ambrosia (7) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    This is a thing that I can't have
    The delicacy for those eternal hosts...

  • Humans (3)

    by Avrii Monrielle

    ~Humans~
    Oh, what pitiful creatures...

  • Monday (43) 15 WIN

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I'm all out of be-botheredness
    My 'get up and go' it just went...

  • Oh sweet little Pussykins
    Come sit upon my knee...

  • A ball of warnings (10) 5

    by Michael

    Now Alfred, no fooling with Miss Rella
    You don’t want to end up like a peasant tree...

  • College Days (Form - Senryu) (9) 4

    by Augustus Black

    Cracks teacher's query.
    Blue eyed girl smiles at me; bliss...

  • Love? (6)

    by Elina

    S: ciao
    h : finally i was waiting 4 that...

  • You think (3)

    by Kylie Jo

    You think your hot shit,
    but your hearts really as cold as ice...

  • And then I remembered... (3)

    by Hearts Abyss

    I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
    How could you get over me that fast...

  • Madrass (3)

    by scott

    There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of...
    this poem is form a movie, and I liked it so much...