Funny poems

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  • And then I remembered... (3)

    by Hearts Abyss

    I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
    How could you get over me that fast...

  • Madrass (3)

    by scott

    There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of...
    this poem is form a movie, and I liked it so much...

  • Go to your room! (4) 1

    by Pink Romance

    I broke a dish
    and mom got mad...

  • Silly Little Girl (3)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    (little girl talking to her mother)
    Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...

  • Better with time (8)

    by keithnwv

    My hair is turning grey
    but at least its there...

  • Bus number 241 (3)

    by Megan

    There is a bus kids love so well,
    Number 241, but shh, please don't tell...

  • Fatty and Skinny (3)

    by oNice

    Fatty and Skinny by oNice
    Fatty and skinny went to bed...

  • Death to Poetry (5)

    by oNice

    Death to Poetry by oNice
    I hate poetry, yes I do...

  • You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
    1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...

  • Buggies (3)

    by Taylor Badger

    Say Big Bad Bugs Blood 5 times fast.
    Go ahead, take your best shot...

  • I know we are also matter
    we cant occupy the same space at the same time...

  • Little Boy Blue (3)

    by andrew

    Little Boy Blue,
    Please cover your nose...