Funny poems

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  • I want to be a popstar (3)

    by Catherine

    I'm through with living in trailers with my pushy...
    I'm only nine and she makes me put make up on...

  • Snapple Facts (3)

    by LittleMissUnperfect<3

    SNAPPLE FACTS
    #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...

  • Dream Desires (Collab) (8)

    by Jenni Marie

    **Collab With Mel (SlaveToTheMusic)**
    Eyes staring avidly in amazement...

  • You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
    1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...

  • Buggies (3)

    by Taylor Badger

    Say Big Bad Bugs Blood 5 times fast.
    Go ahead, take your best shot...

  • In-Laws (14)

    by Robert

    1st day it is good to see how they are,
    but it’s a pain trying to get repair on my car...

  • College Days (Form - Senryu) (9) 4

    by Augustus Black

    Cracks teacher's query.
    Blue eyed girl smiles at me; bliss...

  • Fatty and Skinny (3)

    by oNice

    Fatty and Skinny by oNice
    Fatty and skinny went to bed...

  • A ball of warnings (10) 5

    by Michael

    Now Alfred, no fooling with Miss Rella
    You don’t want to end up like a peasant tree...

  • Madrass (3)

    by scott

    There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of...
    this poem is form a movie, and I liked it so much...

  • Silly Little Girl (3)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    (little girl talking to her mother)
    Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...

  • Go to your room! (4) 1

    by Pink Romance

    I broke a dish
    and mom got mad...