Funny poems

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  • Pick Up Lines (3)

    by TheRevelation

    It is just so funny when a guy comes up to you,
    Hits on you with a pick up line and expects it to...

  • Elmer the turtle. (3)

    by Mass Murder

    This is the story of Elmer
    my dear, turtle friend...

  • My First Time Ever (3)

    by Joe Blake

    My First Time Ever
    By: Joseph Blake...

  • The Perfect Guy (3)

    by Steph

    My perfect guy is awesome
    My perfect guy is sweet...

  • Crazy! (1)

    by jenbob

    I am crazy.
    i am lazy...

  • The Silent one (3)

    by Kelley

    Silent but deadly it moves through the air
    I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...

  •   (not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
      1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car...

  • Little Blue Bears and Pink Ponies (3) 1

    by Kayla Sonya Dearing

    Little blue bears
    Walking around outside...

  • Clear as mud (3)

    by hunnibunnz

    I go to bed each morning
    I wake up every night...

  • Hes teaching her arithmetic
    he said it was his mission...

  • Father Time (3)

    by Mark Spencer

    Father Time
    By Mark Spencer...

  • In-Laws (14)

    by Robert

    1st day it is good to see how they are,
    but it’s a pain trying to get repair on my car...