Men are like shoes
never buy the same pair twice...
You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age...
I sit in bath
with my rubber ducky...
A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum...
Five raging rabbi ran around a ragged rock...
Say it three times..or once really fast if you...
Betty Bought A Bit Of Butter,
But The Bit Of Butter Betty Bought Was Bitter...
END OF THE WORLD
I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe...
Is it reasonable for parents to be so pathetic...
If you don't have a watch
I'll tell you the time...
She grazed in death.
in comfort...
You know i love you
and you know you can be an ass...
You know that table?
That table in the corner that was only meant for...