Funny poems

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  • Somebody's Gotta Do It (syntuit) (6) 5

    by Larry Chamberlin

    It's a husband's job
    to misconstrue his wife's tastes...

  • Insomnia poets society (6) 5

    by Michael

    And so the sands of time
    the fettle and fandangle...

  • ...

  • Whenever I See You (5)

    by Marisa

    Whenever I see you, I...
    Run into the door...

  • Kissing (5)

    by DryMyTears

    Kissing is a pleasure,
    hugging is a game...

  • Courting Mary Sue (2)

    by Twisted Heart

    When Mary Sue had reached her prime
    The lads came quick in double time...

  • Happiness (2)

    by purplified

    What does happiness mean to me
    it's a feeling of joy and being free...

  • Jack of All Trades (14) 1

    by Rachel RTVW

    Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
    All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...

  • While taking a stroll one star lit night
    We bumped into the Man in the Moon...

  • Spider Hell (20) 10 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a spider in my bath
    it's staring up at me...

  • My Waterloo (12) 7

    by CJ Maleney

    For every man who signed the line
    Every man knows there may come a time...

  • Mobility Mayhem (15) 7 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    I have a new mobility scooter
    with big wheels, lights and bag...