It's a husband's job
to misconstrue his wife's tastes...
And so the sands of time
the fettle and fandangle...
...
Whenever I see you, I...
Run into the door...
Kissing is a pleasure,
hugging is a game...
When Mary Sue had reached her prime
The lads came quick in double time...
What does happiness mean to me
it's a feeling of joy and being free...
Took a vacation from my job to spend some time at...
All my stuff is out of place, can't find my brush...
While taking a stroll one star lit night
We bumped into the Man in the Moon...
There is a spider in my bath
it's staring up at me...
For every man who signed the line
Every man knows there may come a time...
I have a new mobility scooter
with big wheels, lights and bag...